When you were born, you cried and the world rejoiced. Starting life on planet earth started your awesome. What you feel is what you are, and what you are is awesome my friends. This is a true joy in life, the being recognized by yourself as a mighty one; the being force of nature instead of a feverish clod of grievance complaining that the world will not devote itself to making you awesome. *gasp* If you want to “be awesome” the first thing you need to remember is Who cares what people think…unless of course they think you’re awesome. This Is Why Im awesome offers you lots of unique products such as Gears + Tools, Geeky, Toys, Wearables, Home Stuff, Food + Drink & Kids Stuff which are available right at your finger tips! This Is Why I’m Awesome is your source for cool, unique, and unbelievable gift ideas. Enjoy.
Fire Extinguisher Lighter
The mini fire extinguisher lighter is a cool twist on the true fire extinguisher.
$1.89 – via Amazon
The Boyfriend Pillow
Single? Find it hard to meet men? We found a solution for you!
$41.95 – via Amazon
Inflatable Water Ball
Want to impress your friends by walking on water? Here’s the way!
$399.99 – via Amazon
Redwood Bonsai Tree
Barney does it again. Can we ever be more awesome than he is?
$225 – via Amazon
Go the F**k to Sleep
Ha, this is pure comical. Not suitable for children by any means.
$9.95 – via Amazon
SHOT GLASS ICE MOLD
Now this is just plain awesomeness. A shot glass you can eat!
$13.30 – via Amazon
Bath Salts Not Included; but entertainment, definitely included.
$99.99 – via Amazon
Suck UK Cat Scratch
Cat Scratch Fever? No. But close enough I’d say. Check it out!
$47.75 – via Amazon
Grilled Pizza Cones
Dude, how awesome would it be to eat pizza out of a cone?
$24.99 – via Amazon